I have just discovered I’ve got 4 hits in France. Bonjour, les amis! J’espère nous apprécions mes deux cents euro. J’ai entendu beaucoup de choses épouvantable de les Français. Je t’aime toujours en dépit de l’adversité.

Alright, anyway, I got more YuGiOh cards. These were from some $3.99 16 card random pack from Books A Million. I totes scored some that are going in my deck.

sorry about the glare. in retrospect i could have put a cloth underneath but i won’t be picky about it laaa

From left to right:/de gauche à droite:
Super Conductor Tyranno ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ : Light : [Dinosaur/Effect] Once per turn, by Tributing 1 monster, inflict 1000 damage to your opponent. This monster cannot declare an attack if you used this effect this turn. ATK/3300 DEF/1400
Yosen Whirlwind : Spell : Continuous : Activate this card by playing 800 LP. Once per turn, if a face-up “Yonsenju” monster you control returns to the hand (except during the damage step): You can target 1 card your opponent controls; return it to the hand. During your End Phase, unless this effect was activated this turn (and was not negated), destroy this card.
Dragon’s Gunfire : Spell : If you control a Dragon-Type monster: Activate 1 of these effects.
• Inflict 800 damage to your opponent • Target 1 monster with 800 or less DEF; destroy that target.
Radiraptor – Vanishing Lanius ☆☆☆☆ : Dark : [Winged Beast/Effect] Once per turn, during your Main Phase, if this card was Normal or Special Summoned this turn: You can Special Summon 1 Level 4 or lower “Radiraptor” monster from your hand. ATK/1300 DEF/1600
Unification : Trap : Continuous : Once per turn, during each player’s Standby Phase: The turn player declares a Level from among the face-up monsters they control, then sends all face-up monsters they control with a different Level to the Graveyard.
Trap Hole : Trap : Activate only when your opponent Normal Summons or Flip Summons a monster with 1000 or more ATK. Destroy that monster.
Synchro Blast Wave : Spell : Activate only while you control a face-up Synchro monster. Destroy 1 monster your opponent controls.
Heavy Storm : Spell : Destroy all Spell and Trap Cards on the field.
Sinister Seeds : Trap : Activate only when a face-up Attack Position monster you control is destroyed by battle. Special Summon 1 “Sinister Seed Token” (Plant-Type/DARK/Level 1/ATK 100/DEF 100) for every 500 points of Battle Damage you took from that battle.
Skelengel ☆☆ : Light : [Fairy/Effect] FLIP: Draw 1 card from your Deck. ATK/900 DEF/400
Detonator Circle “A” : Trap : Destroy 1 face-up monster with an A-Counter(s), and then inflict 1000 damage to each player.
Stone Statue of the Aztecs ☆☆☆☆ : Earth : [Rock/Effect] Double any Battle Damage your opponent takes when they attack this monster. ATK/300 DEF/2000


Destiny HERO – Departed ☆☆ : Dark : [Warrior/Effect] During your Standby Phase, if this card is in your Graveyard: Special Summon it in face-up Attack Position to your opponent’s side of the field. If this card is destroyed by battle, banish it instead of sending it to the Graveyard. If a card effect would send this card to the Graveyard from the hand or deck, banish it instead. ATK/1000 DEF/0
Aquamirror Illusion : Trap : Special Summon 1 “Gishki” Ritual Monster from your hand. It cannot attack, and is returned to the hand during the End Phase.
Psychic Jumper ☆☆ : Earth : [Psychic/Tuner] Once per turn, you can pay 1000 Life Points and select 1 face-up monster your opponent controls and 1 Psychic-Type monster you control, except for “Psychic Jumper”. Switch control of those monsters. Their battle positions cannot be changed this turn, except with a card effect. ATK/100 DEF/1500
Krebons ☆☆ : Dark : [Psychic/Tuner] When this card is selected as an attack target, you can pay 800 Life Points to negate the attack. ATK/1200 DEF/400
Compulsory Escape Device : Trap : Each player chooses 1 monster they control, then shuffles it into the Deck.
Mecha Bunny ☆☆ : Earth : [Machine/Effect] When this card is flipped face-up, select 1 card on the field and inflict 500 damage to its controller. When this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard, you can Special Summon 1 “Mecha Bunny” from your Deck in face-down Defense Position. ATK/800 DEF/100
Xyz Remora ☆☆☆☆ : Water : [Fish/Effect] You can Special Summon this card (from your hand) by detaching 2 Xyz Materials from monster(s) you control. When you do: You can target 2 Level 4 Fish-Type monsters in your Graveyard; Special Summon those targets in face-up Defense Position. Their effects are negated, they cannot attack or change their battle positions, and cannot be used as Xyz Material for an Xyz Summon, except for the Xyz Summon of a WATER monster. ATK/800 DEF/800
Degen-Force : Trap : Tribute 1 Level 4 or higher Dinosaur-Type monster; Special Summon 2 Level 3 or lower Reptile-Type monsters from your hand and/or Graveyard.
Hermit of Prophecy ☆☆☆ : Earth : [Spellcaster/Effect] Each time a “Spellbook” Spell Card is activated, increase this card’s Level by 2 and ATK by 300. ATK/1200 DEF/700
Misairuzame ☆☆☆☆☆ : Water : [Fish] A missile-launching fish protected by deadly spikes. ATK/1400 DEF/1600
Token Stampede : Trap : Continuous : Tokens in Attack Position gain 1000 ATK and cannot be destroyed by battle.
Shining Angel ☆☆☆☆ : Light : [Fairy/Effect] When this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard, you can Special Summon 1 LIGHT monster with 1500 or less ATK from your Deck in face-up Attack Position. ATK/1400 DEF/800


Warrior of Zera ☆☆☆☆ : Earth : [Warrior] A wandering warrior who seeks the sanctuary where he can gain the power of the Archlords. To escape the temptation of evil fiends, he fights solo day by day. ATK/1600 DEF/1600
Elemental Hero Clayman ☆☆☆☆ : Earth : [Warrior] An elemental Hero with a clay body built-to-last. He’ll preserve his Elemental Hero colleagues at any cost. ATK/800 DEF/2000
The Trojan Horse ☆☆☆☆ : Earth : [Beast/Effect] If you Tribute Summon an EARTH monster, you can treat this 1 monster as 2 Tribute Monsters for the Tribute Summon. ATK/1600 DEF/1200
Harpie Girl ☆☆ : Wind : [Winged Beast] A Harpie chick who aspires to flit about beautifully and gorgeously, but to attack sharply. ATK/500 DEF/500
Chrysalis Larva ☆☆ : Fire : [Insect/Effect] You can Tribute this card while “Neo Space” is on the field to Special Summon 1 “Neo-Spacian Flare Scarab” from your hand or Deck. ATK/300 DEF/300
Wind-Up Bat ☆ : Wind ” [Machine/Effect] You can target 1 “Wind-Up” monster in your Graveyard; change this face-up Attack Position card you control to face-up Defense Position, and add that target to your hand. This effect can only be used once while this card is face-up on the field. ATK/300 DEF/350
Phantom Bounzer ☆☆☆☆☆☆ : Dark : [Warrior/Effect] If this card on the field is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard: You can add 2 “Bounzer” cards from your Deck to your hand. ATK/2400 DEF/1200
Kurivolt ☆ : Light : [Thunder/Effect] During your Main Phase: You can target 1 face-up Xyz Monster that has Xyz Material; detach 1 Xyz Material from it, and Special Summon 1 “Kurivolt” from your Deck. This card cannot be used as a Synchro Material Monster. ATK/300 DEF/200
Planet Pathfinder ☆☆☆☆ : Earth : [Machine/Effect] You can Tribute this card; add 1 Field Spell Card from your Deck to your hand. ATK/1000 DEF/1000
Laval Lancelord ☆☆☆☆☆☆ : Fire : [Warrior/Effect] You can Normal Summon this card without Tributing. If you do, during the End Phase: Send it to the Graveyard. When this card on the field is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard: You can target 1 of your banished FIRE monsters; add that target to your hand. ATK/2100 DEF/200
Berserk Scales : Spell : Quick : Target 1 face-up monster you control (except a monster that is attacking directly); it gains 1000 ATK but cannot attack your opponent directly for the rest of the turn, and in the End Phase of this turn, it loses 2000 ATK.
Unknown Synchron ☆ : Dark : [Machine/Tuner] If your opponent controls a monster and you control no monsters, you can Special Summon this card from your hand. Each player can only use the effect of “Unknown Synchron” once per duel. ATK/0 DEF/0


Green Duston ☆ : Wind : [Fiend/Effect] Cannot be used as a Fusion, Synchro, or Xyz Material for a Summon. While this card is face-up on the field, it cannot be Tributed. When this card on the field is destroyed: The controller targets 1 Spell/Trap Card they control: return that target to the hand. You can only control 1 face-up “Green Duston”. ATK/0 DEF/1000
Spell Chronicle : Spell : Continuous : Send all cards in your hand to the Graveyard. Select and remove from play 5 Spell or Trap Cards from your Deck. Each time your opponent activates a Spell Card, place 1 Chronicle Counter on this card. You can remove 2 Chronicle Counters from this card to have your opponent select 1 of the cards removed from play with this card’s effect, and add it to your hand. When this card is removed from the field, you take 500 damage for each card that is still removed from play due to this card’s effect.
Eternal Drought : Spell : Destroy all face-up Fish-Type monsters on the field.
Eagle Shark ☆☆☆☆☆ : Water : [Fish/Effect] If your opponent controls 2 or more monsters, you can Normal Summon this card without Tributing. If you control “Panther Shark”, you can Special Summon this card (from your hand). You can only control 1 “Eagle Shark”. ATK/1000 DEF/1800
X-Saber Axel ☆ : Earth : [Beast-Warrior/Effect] While you control this face-up card, when a “Saber” monster is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard, draw 1 card. ATK/400 DEF/100
Monster Slots : Spell : Target 1 face-up monster you control and 1 monster in your Graveyard with the same Level; banish the target from the Graveyard, then draw 1 card and reveal it, then if the card you drew is a monster with the same Level on the field, Special Summon it.
Acorno ☆ : Earth : [Plant/Effect] During your Main Phase: You can send 1 “Pinecono” from your hand to the Graveyard, and Special Summon this card from the hand. ATK/200 DEF/400
Vylon Ohm ☆☆☆☆ : Light : [Fairy/Effect] When this card is Normal Summoned: Target 1 Equip Spell Card in your Graveyard; banish that target. During your next Standby Phase, add it to your hand. ATK/1500 DEF/200
Karate Man ☆☆☆ : Earth : [Warrior/Effect] You can double the original ATK of this card once per turn. If you used this effect, destroy this card during the End Phase. ATK/1000 DEF/1000
Sharkraken ☆☆☆☆☆☆ : Water : [Fish/Effect] You can Special Summon this card (from your hand) by Tributing 1 WATER monster. ATK/2400 DEF/2100
Overdoom Line : Trap : Continuous : All Plant-Type monsters Special Summoned from the Graveyard to your side of the field while this card is face-up on the field gain 1000 ATK. Destroy this card during your 2nd End Phase after activation.
Red-Headed Oni ☆☆☆☆ : Dark : [Zombie/Effect] When this card is Special Summoned from the Graveyard by the effect of a Zombie-Type monster: You can target 1 face-up Zombie-Type monster you control; detach 1 Xyz Material from a monster on the field, and if you do, increase the targeted monster’s Level by 1 and its ATK by 300 (even if the targeting conditions are no longer correct). ATK/1700 DEF/1000

Holy lordy lord did it take me a while to type all that. I’m freakin’ done, have a good one guys.